KHH Event Recaps

On this page, you will find a list of all the events that the KHH bloggers have gone to and written recaps for. To give our readers a sample, there is a short quote from each recap.

1. Minnesota Timberwolves vs. New Jersey Nets

Bad basketball cannot get any better than it was tonight.

2. Charlotte Bobcats vs. New Jersey Nets

In the first quarter, The Cracker air-balled an open corner jumper.

3. Colorado Rockies vs. New York Mets: Doubleheader

The play of the day goes to a combo of Jason Giambi, Franklin Morales, and Willie Harris.

4. Houston Astros vs. New York Mets: Game Two

Whenever a run is scored on a wild pitch, you know the game is a joke.

5. Houston Astros vs. New York Mets: Game Three

In the 7th, Nickeas went out to the mound to cool Cappuccino after he allowed a few base runners.

6. San Francisco Giants vs. New York Mets: Game One

Every few innings, they had Chin-Lung Hu come onto the big screen and say something in Chinese. It was extremely random.

7. San Francisco Giants vs. New York Mets: Game Two

In the 8th inning, we decided to go to Section 401.

8. Kansas City Royals vs. New York Yankees

Chris Getz refused to strike out.

9. Chivas USA vs. New York Red Bulls

We had a very pleasant and enjoyable time in our first ever trip to RedBull Arena.

10. Washington Nationals vs. New York Mets
11. New York Mets vs. New York Yankees

After we saw R.A. Dickey lose at home to the Rockies, Astros, and Giants, he was able to win on the road at Yankee Stadium. Do you get what I mean by unpredictable?

12. Toronto Blue Jays vs. New York Yankees

There was also a 4 pitch walk with the bases loaded to Eric Thames (who?) which only exaggerated the disaster.

13. Colorado Rapids vs. New York Red Bulls

We sat in the Red Bulls Supporters section in this game. These are the crazy fans that stand the entire game and are mostly drunk.

14. Philadelphia Phillies vs. New York Mets

The disaster begun fairly unassumingly.

15. Pittsburgh Pirates vs. New York Mets: Game One

When we arrived to batting practice, the Pirates were practicing.

16. Pittsburgh Pirates vs. New York Mets: Game Two

We were sitting in foul territory in right field, which is home to Matt Diaz of the Pirates.

17. Pittsburgh Pirates vs. New York Mets: Game Four
18. Columbus Crew vs. New York Red Bulls

Players were moving around like zombies.

19. Greece National Soccer Team vs. Ecuador National Soccer Team
20. New Jersey Jackals vs. Newark Bears

They said that the Meatball of the Game would hit a home run. They were wrong.

21. New England Revolution vs. New York Red Bulls
22. Cleveland Indians vs. New York Yankees

This game was never in question for the Yankees.

23. Keeping up with the Kardashians Season 6 Episode 1

After having some scripted talk about nothing, Kris burped right in Kim’s face.

24. CONCACAF Gold Cup: Grenada vs. Guatemala & Honduras vs. Jamaica
25. Cleveland Indians vs. New York Yankees

Carlos Carrasco looked like an ace tonight.

26. Chesapeake Bayhawks vs. Long Island Lizards

That shows true dedication, to see a Major League Lacrosse game despite having over 5 hours of traveling.

27. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim vs. New York Mets: Game One

The Angels had two errors tonight, and they were both on Jason Bay ground balls in the infield. In fact, they were both overthrows of first base that went into the crowd.

28. Keeping up with the Kardashians Season 6 Episode 2

The highlight of the show was Kris Humphries’ short appearance.

29. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim vs. New York Mets: Game Two

The Mets won this game, 6-1, because they got to Dan Haren early and often

30. NBA Draft

The 2nd round escalated to an even bigger joke when a guy started blowing a vuvuzela.

31. Keeping up with the Kardashians Season 6 Episode 3

In tonight’s show, Kim gets an X-ray of her butt, Kourtney and Khloe make fun of her, and their mom fake cries.

That’s all for now! I will update this page as we continue to attend events.

Jim Riggleman, ex-Nationals Manager, is a Party Animal!

Very recently, Jim Riggleman coached the Washington Nationals. After a somewhat nasty contract dispute that was entirely played out in public, Riggleman quit his job and joined the ranks of America’s unemployed. So what did Riggleman do next? Lay low for a while and apply for a new job? No, Jim did the complete opposite.

This past Thursday (June 23rd), Riggleman was spotted at a bar named Caddies. Pictures are below:

And a quote:

Riggleman also joked that he was “solving the world’s problems last night” when he let loose a little and hit Caddie’s in Bethesda to blow off a little steam. “I had to let those ladies get a look at me…there are some beautiful young ladies in that place!”

Mets-Phillies Recap

Let's Go Mets!

This might have been my favorite Mets game of the year so far. One reason this is is because it felt like a real baseball game and not just Mets terribleness. First of all, the weather was good for the first time in a very long time. It was neither pouring rain, freezing cold, or snowing. Even Section 401 was somewhat full. Because of the weather, people actually showed up to this game. In fact, there were very few seats (unless you wanted to sit in the upper deck in left field, but more on that later). I would say that about 25% of the fans attending the game were Phillies fans. And why shouldn’t they come up to New York for a weekend series? It is a 2 hour trip by train and they get to see their team for cheaper than they would in Philadelphia. And their team has a better chance of winning because they are playing the Mets. The tickets for this game were very expensive on Stubhub because of all the fans, but luckily I chose this game as my free tickets for a rain out earlier in the year and these were our best seats at a baseball game in a while.

Now on to the actual game. The Phillies won 5-2 with Cole Hamels picking up the win to improve to 7-2, Mike O’Connor very deservedly getting the loss, and Ryan Madson securing the save. This game was a Mets bullpen catastrophe on every level after the starter, Mike Pelfrey pitched a beautiful game for the Mets. The disaster begun fairly unassumingly. After a pretty unwatchable and boring game, the Phillies had 2 outs in the 8th inning and nobody on base. Pelfrey was still on the mound and the Mets held a 2-1 lead. Unfortunately for Mike, he gave up a single to Jimmy Rollins and was pulled from the game. He received a huge standing ovation as he exited and this will probably cause him to pitch terribly in his next game because he will be overconfident. Anyway, enter Mike O’Connor. After allowing Rollins to steal second, Chase Utley hit a single to left. Keep in mind that the only reason O’Connor was brought into the game was to get a lefty, Utley, out, and he gave him a game-tying hit. He will probably be sent back down to the minors after this performance. Enter Jason Isringhausen. Utley attempts to steal second and Ronny Paulino’s throw sails into center field. Utley is now at third and there are still two outs. Issy (or should I say Sissy) then walks Placido Polanco and leaves the game without recording an out. Enter Tim Byrdak. He comes in as the lefty specialist to get Ryan Howard out and keep the game tied at 2. However, Howard doubles down the right field line and 2 runs score. In the 9th inning, Dale Thayer (who made his Mets debut) gave up 1 more run and the Mets were officially out of the game. They did absolutely nothing in the bottom of the 9th against Ryan Madson. One of the reasons that this was my favorite game so far this season is that this is such a typical Mets-Phillies game. This is exactly what I expected. I thought the Mets would take a lead, but of course disappoint the fans in the end like usual. They did the exact same thing yesterday as well. I don’t know how die-hard Mets fans are able to survive this. Even though I try to root for them, I can’t get myself to do it. They are just too terrible.

Dale Thayer. He is now apparently a reliever for the Mets.

Now on to the jokes from the game:

• As we arrived at Shea, we realized that Pepsi Max was unfortunately back, and they were back with a vengeance. There was tons of Pepsi Max stuff outside the stadium including an annoying DJ yelling at everyone. There were also huge bottles of Pepsi Max looming over everyone and girls with free samples of Pepsi Max. It was disgusting and horrifying. I refused the temptation to participate in the devilish activities before the game, but after the game I took a free can of Pepsi Max as I was leaving the stadium. I had about 4 sips of it before throwing it out in a subway garbage can. It was as bad as I thought it would be if not worse. However, it probably gave me the caffeine to be writing this article right now. As we were walking up the staircase to the subway, the stairs were littered with unopened and one-sip-taken-out-of Pepsi Max cans. It was terrifying. I should have knocked one of them over by accident and then the Pepsi Max would drip down the stairs grossing everyone out. It would have been quite funny. Also, after wearing my Mets throw-away shirt tonight to the game, I realized that I am a walking advertisement for Pepsi Max because it has an advertisement on the back. Maybe I should just cross it out with a black marker. Any better suggestions? See Pepsi Max Pictures below:

Pepsi Max Stand

Pepsi Max Bottle

• As we entered Citi Field, the Mets gave us free “Tote Bags”. It is really just a bag with a belt around it and it looks pretty feminine. It also has an advertisement for Harrah’s Casino. We took our bags into the stadium with us and used them in various ways. I will talk more about these Tote Bags later on. See pictures below:

Mets Tote Bags

Mets Tote Bags With Peanuts

Mets Tote Bag

Mets Tote Bag With Peanuts

Mets Tote Bags with Peanuts

Mets Logo On Mets Tote Bag

Mets Tote Bag Belt

Peanuts Inside Mets Tote Bag

• As we arrived we noticed the annoying foam finger guy. People actually bought stuff for him today. They could have spent that money on a lower level Nets ticket! Idiots…

Annoying Foam Finger Guy (people actually buy these things)

• As part of rewarding their season ticket holders, the Mets chose some season ticket holders to go on the field before the game. It was mostly just old people. Each person went to a position and when the Mets went onto the field they shook hands with the Met who played their position. It was kind of a joke. See pictures below:

Random Season Ticket Holders on Field

Random Season Ticket Holder on Field

• After arriving to our very good seats, we noticed the upper deck in left field. In every game we have went to so far this season, nobody has sat in those seats. They are always empty. The Mets just never sell those tickets. This was for the most part the same tonight except for one section. I assume that there must have been a birthday party or something like that in this one section because there were almost no people in the other sections. It is pretty hilarious. Also, during the 7th inning stretch, there was one guy sitting under the out-of-town scoreboard in the left field upper deck and he was standing up and dancing and wanting to get a shirt. Good luck, because you will need a miracle. See pictures of the left field upper deck below:

Shea Stadium Upper Deck Left Field

Shea Stadium Upper Deck Left Field

• After the 1st inning we decided to break out the peanuts. They were as disgusting as we remember them being (we haven’t been to Shea in a few weeks) but luckily there were less than there are at Yankee Stadium. There weren’t many perfume nuts, however I did get one that was pitch black after being burned in an oven for probably 5 days. It was super perfumy. After we opened the peanuts, I thought of a great idea. We will put all of our peanut shells in Raphi’s Tote Bag and then Raphi will have to decide what to do with all of them. We carefully positioned the bag under Petro/GadZoom’s dunking bucket (AKA cup holder) so that when we dunked or shot, the peanuts would go into the bag. I suggested dumping them all in one urinal in the Citi Field bathroom but Raphi was too scared. He still has yet to make a decision and still has possession of all of the peanuts. See peanut pictures below:

Peanut Shells in Tote Bag Close Up

Peanut Shells in Tote Bag Close Up With Peanut Bag

Peanut Shells in Tote Bag with Peanut Bag

Peanut Shell in Tote Bag

• In the 4th inning, Mike Pelfrey had a balk with runners on 1st and 2nd. Unfortunately neither runner scored which would have made this a lot funnier. Still, a balk is a balk, and it made this game a little more of a joke.
• In the 6th inning, a fan won 6 months of Tide laundry detergent courtesy of BJ’s. Congratulations. This was a terrible Mets giveaway and I am thankful that I did not win it. Have fun washing clothes for 6 months. Is that a reward or a punishment? Probably punishment.
• Raphi claims that he got bit by a Shea mosquito during the game. Mosquitos usually love my blood but I have not yet noticed any bites. I’m glad Citi Field mosquitos like Raphi more than me.
• After the 7th inning, I noted that the Mets defense had been surprisingly good tonight. That is, until the 7th inning. In the 8th inning it was disgustingly bad including Ronny Paulino’s awful throwing error.
• After 2 outs were recorded in the 8th inning, it took the Mets 4 pitchers to get out of the inning. The foursome are Mike Pelfrey, Mike O’Connor, Jason Isringhausen, and Tim Byrdak. All those terrible pitchers just to get one out.
• During the later innings of the game, Raphi and I moved up successfully 3 or 4 times. I was pretty impressed with it and was not expecting it. I guess the reason we were able to do this was because the Mets fans were so disgusted with their team after the top of the 8th inning. They just wanted to leave Shea immediately. That was good news for us, and I got some nice close-up shots at the end of the game. You will see the pictures from the game towards the end of this article.
• After the game was over and the Phillies won, we were one of the first ones to get to the Phillies dugout. We saw all the players leave and we did not get any balls. However, the pitching coach and the people from the bullpen had yet to leave. We waited for them and I believe the Phillies pitching coach threw a ball in our direction. I had no shot at it, but Raphi had a small chance. He reached out as far as he could and knocked the ball closer to him and made an impressive grab, stealing it away from some Phillies fans. I was impressed to say the least. I didn’t know he had it in him. After getting the ball, he then put it into his peanut bag to make it even more disgusting. It now smells like peanuts. Ew. See picture below:

Peanut Shells in Tote Bag with Baseball!

Here are some pictures from the actual game:

Jimmy Rollins

Placido Polanco Stretching

Placido Polanco

 

Justin Turner

 

Jose Reyes

Carlos Ruiz

Philly Fielders

 

Justin Turner

Raphi's Favorite Ben Francisco

 

Ryan Madson

Our next KHH event will be on Monday, Memorial Day, as the Mets host the Pirates at Shea. We received these tickets for free for sitting through Mets-Nationals a few weeks ago and we picked up our tickets for this game today. It is sure to be a great one, and we will probably go to at least one more Mets-Pirates game in the series. That is all for now, but look out for a video of the announcement of the Mets starting lineup coming soon. Also, Mets-Nets comparisons will finish up tomorrow!

Subway Series Preview

Tonight the Mets head up to Yankee Stadium to take on the Yankees in Game 1 of the Subway Series, and your KHH bloggers will be in attendance. The pitching matchup is more disgusting than usual, featuring R.A. Dickey (who we will be seeing for a shocking 4th time) and Freddy Garcia (who we will be seeing for the second time in 2 Yankee games that we have went t0). Both teams are relatively hot right now with the Mets blanking the Nationals in 2 straight games at home and the Yankees winning 3 straight on the road in Tampa and Baltimore, including a 13 run outburst last night. I expect the high scoring to continue for the Yankees who should destroy the Dick. Freddy Garcia should be fine against a Mets lineup that is mostly on the disabled list and has scored 5 runs in the last 3 games. My prediction is Yankees 7, Mets 4. Coming up on KHH, look for a post comparing each player on the Nets with a similar player on the Mets. It should be fun.

Rain, Rain, PLEASE Go Away

With the Gorzelanny Bowl on the horizon, Raphi and I are praying to the Jew gods for the rain to stop falling so that we can see some terrible baseball tomorrow night. To make things worse, the Mets-Marlins game tonight was rained out even though it barely drizzled, so if the Mets miss tomorrow, they will have 2 off days in a row when we could have gone to games. Why don’t the Mets just do what the Red Bulls do and make a stadium that covers the seats from rain? Because the Mets are stupid and cheap. Now we might have to miss a great matchup of Dillon Gee and Gorzy. I’m upset.

I feel like Charlie Brown

The Week Ahead

This will be a big week for the KHH bloggers. Although we will skip tonight’s Mets-Marlins game (we didn’t feel like watching Josh Johnson lead the Marlins to a 1-0 victory), we will be going to the game tomorrow to see Jon Niese vs. Ricky Nolasco. Finally, we get to see a non-Cappuccino or Dickey Mets starter. And Raphi loves Ricky Nolasco. But this is only a preview for what we will see on Wednesday. On Wednesday, we will be attending Mets-Nationals, where we will see a pitching matchup of, drumroll please………TOM GORZELANNY vs. DILLON GEE. This will be one for the ages. I personally cannot wait for this game. More to come later.

Tom Gorzelanny

Why Do the Mets Hate Us?

It’s official. The Mets hate us. In games that we have went to this year, they are 1-5. Ok, ok, you can blame that on the fact that we have seen R.A. Dickey and Chris Capuano 3 times each so far, but still, they should be a lot better. To make it even worse, since the games we went to last week, they have been 3-0, beating the Giants once and the Dodgers twice. They even ended Andre Ethier’s 30 game hitting streak tonight. So why are they so bad when we go? And who are the real Mets? The ones we know, or the ones that we are seeing play now? They also have had a 5 game winning streak this year (https://kimhadhumps.wordpress.com/2011/04/27/out-of-the-blue-the-mets-have-won-five-games-in-a-row/). These Mets look like they can possibly even be a playoff team, but when we attend their games, they look worse than the Nationals and Pirates put together. The solution is for us to boycott the Mets until they prove to us who they truly are.

So I have a proposal. This may be very shocking to some and it may be very dangerous. Next week, the Kansas City Royals will be in town. At Yankee Stadium. Now, the Royals are a complete joke and they have been for the last 20 years, so there’s nothing to worry about with them (Jose Lima is their best player in the last 20 years). But the Yankees on the other hand, are not a joke and visiting Yankee Stadium would be going to new territory for us. We have never been to the stadium of a non-joke team. However, there will still be many joke aspects to the game. First of all, on stubhub, we can buy tickets for $2 for these games. Nobody wants to see the Royals. $5 will get us upper deck behind home plate, which is not a bad seat. Secondly, we still get to see the Royals even though they are playing the Yankees. Their ace is Luke Hochevar and their best hitter is Melky Cabrera (or at least my favorite hitter). Third of all, the Yankees are my favorite baseball team and I have not been to a game this year. I know it may be shocking but I think we should go to a Yankees-Royals game.

Yankee Stadium

Luke Hochevar