It’s official. The Mets hate us. In games that we have went to this year, they are 1-5. Ok, ok, you can blame that on the fact that we have seen R.A. Dickey and Chris Capuano 3 times each so far, but still, they should be a lot better. To make it even worse, since the games we went to last week, they have been 3-0, beating the Giants once and the Dodgers twice. They even ended Andre Ethier’s 30 game hitting streak tonight. So why are they so bad when we go? And who are the real Mets? The ones we know, or the ones that we are seeing play now? They also have had a 5 game winning streak this year (https://kimhadhumps.wordpress.com/2011/04/27/out-of-the-blue-the-mets-have-won-five-games-in-a-row/). These Mets look like they can possibly even be a playoff team, but when we attend their games, they look worse than the Nationals and Pirates put together. The solution is for us to boycott the Mets until they prove to us who they truly are.
So I have a proposal. This may be very shocking to some and it may be very dangerous. Next week, the Kansas City Royals will be in town. At Yankee Stadium. Now, the Royals are a complete joke and they have been for the last 20 years, so there’s nothing to worry about with them (Jose Lima is their best player in the last 20 years). But the Yankees on the other hand, are not a joke and visiting Yankee Stadium would be going to new territory for us. We have never been to the stadium of a non-joke team. However, there will still be many joke aspects to the game. First of all, on stubhub, we can buy tickets for $2 for these games. Nobody wants to see the Royals. $5 will get us upper deck behind home plate, which is not a bad seat. Secondly, we still get to see the Royals even though they are playing the Yankees. Their ace is Luke Hochevar and their best hitter is Melky Cabrera (or at least my favorite hitter). Third of all, the Yankees are my favorite baseball team and I have not been to a game this year. I know it may be shocking but I think we should go to a Yankees-Royals game.